I don't think any of these things sound good. I would rather eat that weird Moose meat bag from 2 years ago. If you disagree with this, comment below, I'd like to hear a defense for these gross flavors.
"Hey Terrance, you know what sounds delicious? BBQ Beans flavored Crisps."
Try to believe that sentence! It's IMPOSSIBLE!
So of course the least offensive flavor was chosen. "P.E.I Scalloped Potatoes"... I don't know what PEI stands for, and I'm not googling that shit for one second. So to me, cheesy potatoes won the contest, and since chips are potatoes already... cheese flavor, the most basic of all g-damn flavors, won the contest.
That's right. A nationwide competition for the winner to be CHEESE.
These finalists and this winner offend me, in case that wasn't clear. I'm done with this article.